Cinepurg (n.)

The painful waiting period between entering the movie theatre and when the feature actually starts.

Fingoes (n.)

Cheeto fingers.

Swubby (adj.)

Sweaty and Chubby.

Ninjury (n.)

1. A mysterious or unexplained injury.
2. A group of ninjas serving on a jury.

Frilusion (n.)

The illusion, on a weekday, that it is Friday.

Nothumble (v.)

To stumble on nothing.

Angsticipate (v.)

To participate angstily.

Cachakee (n.)

A combination of coffee and hot cocoa.

Purplooze (v.)

To press the snooze button even though you know you have to get up.

Lightxiety (n.)

Anxiety at a traffic light.

Snough (n.)

A sneeze-cough.

Selferosity (n.)

The performance of a generous task for selfish reasons.

Canalligator (n.)

An alligator living in a canal.

Lue (n.)

True Love.

Stama (n.)

Stupid Drama.

Portmantox (n.)

A one-word paradox.

Glutty (adj.)

Gaudy/Slutty

Collaboridiot (n.)

Collaboration of idiots. Otherwise known as a political party.

Infauxtuation (n.)

A false infatuation.

Gatorlete (n.)

An athlete that buys into the sports-drink hype.

Jeek (n.)

Jock/Geek

Frownkles (n.)

The wrinkles that appear on your face when you frown.

Epiptharsis (n.)

Epiphany/Catharsis

Epiduction (n.)

When a book gives you an excerpt from the end of the book in the beginning.

Infatuanity (n.)

Crazy in love

Foffee (n.)

The foam on top of your fancy coffee drink

Slaughterize (v.)

Used in the place of the word slaughter, for emphasis

Tarzan (v.)

To Tarzan; that is, to swing on a vine-like object, or complete and action that resembles one that Tarzan might complete

Imaggerate (v.)

To de-exaggerate something

Dissapoof (v,)

To disappear and poof at the same time; that is, to poof away while disappearing

Metachromic (adj)

See Chromomorphic.
The original inventor of the word thought "morphic" meant change, but, come to find out, "meta" means change.

Enthuse (v)

To make enthusiastic

Chromomorphic (adj)

Color Changing. For exapmle: He has died his hair so many times its chromomorphic.

trombone (n.)

a french paperclip

gaterator (n.)

an athelete

patriot (n.)

one who wrestles for the sould of her country as she wrestles for her own being
-Adrienne Rich

courage (n.)

fear that has said it's prayers

logicalistic (adj.)

not jumping to conclusions (aka logical)