Cinepurg (n.)

The painful waiting period between entering the movie theatre and when the feature actually starts.

Fingoes (n.)

Cheeto fingers.

Swubby (adj.)

Sweaty and Chubby.

Ninjury (n.)

1. A mysterious or unexplained injury.
2. A group of ninjas serving on a jury.

Frilusion (n.)

The illusion, on a weekday, that it is Friday.

Nothumble (v.)

To stumble on nothing.

Angsticipate (v.)

To participate angstily.

Cachakee (n.)

A combination of coffee and hot cocoa.

Purplooze (v.)

To press the snooze button even though you know you have to get up.

Lightxiety (n.)

Anxiety at a traffic light.

Snough (n.)

A sneeze-cough.

Selferosity (n.)

The performance of a generous task for selfish reasons.

Canalligator (n.)

An alligator living in a canal.

Lue (n.)

True Love.

Stama (n.)

Stupid Drama.

Portmantox (n.)

A one-word paradox.

Glutty (adj.)

Gaudy/Slutty

Collaboridiot (n.)

Collaboration of idiots. Otherwise known as a political party.

Infauxtuation (n.)

A false infatuation.

Gatorlete (n.)

An athlete that buys into the sports-drink hype.

Jeek (n.)

Jock/Geek

Frownkles (n.)

The wrinkles that appear on your face when you frown.

Epiptharsis (n.)

Epiphany/Catharsis

Epiduction (n.)

When a book gives you an excerpt from the end of the book in the beginning.

Infatuanity (n.)

Crazy in love

Foffee (n.)

The foam on top of your fancy coffee drink